Writing Prompt #95: 3 pet peeves as a poem.
Yes, a prompt where I can let loose
Log off now if this applies to you
A pet peeve of mine is repeating the same thing to me
After you see me doing it
Specifically parents
Yes, I’m sending shots
You better duck’ cause it’s getting hot
It’s the one thing that makes me so hot
Take out the trash
Then ask me again when you see me holding trash
Like when you say wake up you need help with groceries
Then ask me again when you see me getting ready like, can I get dress
Literally pisses me off
I hate when people play games on their phone
On full Blast
Like word to martin, ain’t nobody trying to hear that bullshit man
Speaking of hearing shit, man
I hate when someone can’t say Exum
It’s literally X then sum
No 12 years of schooling and I heard X Zoom upon every introduction
I have so much confusion ,
Where is the zoom coming from?
This ain’t virtual learning
Mispronouncing my name is my top pet peeve
What’s yours?
